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Wendys early reviews

They are off to a rough start. Why? Why can't it just be done right? Order messed up. Lady was rude. Blank stare with a strong hold on ketchup packets.…[...]

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Paris in Spring

I used to work in an office. That was so dull. Office people have a certain dead behind the eyes glaze. The feeling of pretending to care about the French-themed…[...]

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Fly

My feet ache, my toenails need a trim. I wear a hat for hair, I am an office cowboy. I roll off the couch, I move like a minivan. I…[...]

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Legal Capers

CAPERS CAPERS CAPERS IN MY TUNA WHAT YOU GONNA DO NA WHAT KIND OF CAPERS COULD I GET IN TO WITH THESE YUMMY CAPER SANDWICHES OR MAYBE WITH SOME MANWICHES?…[...]

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Inflation

This inflation is tough. Last time I went to pick N Save just for an estimate.[...]

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(small) coffee

I think it’s funny when you order a small coffee. They must train their employees to shame you. They hold up a tiny cup and make a sad face. ‘Are…[...]

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Cat

I mean one cat is reasonable. Two cats is like ok. Three cats is taking it way too far. At that point, you are choosing cats. You have chosen to…[...]

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Blender

DO NOT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE - unless you have an immersion blender, then it’s ok.[...]

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Cheese Curd Blues

Got one hand wet! Got one hand dry! I see so many trays I think I’m gonna cry![...]

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Chicken Poetry

They want my thighs. From them I hide. It’s no use. Will I be fried? Hark! Feet! Heart…Beats. Dark-Meat? They want my thighs. [...]

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Chopped

Your dish must include hot dogs, butterscotch candy, collard greens, and canned tuna. You have thirty minutes and the clock starts now[...]

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Question Mayo

We got a bag of sandwiches. They are a day and a half old. I feel ok for the most part.[...]

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