Cat

I mean one cat is reasonable. Two cats is like ok. Three cats is taking it way too far. At that point, you are choosing cats. You have chosen to submit to these cats. They will piss on everything you own now as a symbolic gesture.

I’m not a pet guy. I’m not very responsible…

I’m allergic to cats…

I’m not a pet guy. I’m not that responsible. 90% of my houseplants have died within a year. 

My cousins have a lot of cats. More like their cats have them.

I’m allergic to cats. I go to my one cousin’s house and it’s like being in hell. I’m not sure how long I would last there.