Shit
They call me the shit cuz I’m the shit cleaner
Every time I clean shit I get a little meaner
You want help need a towel for your boy, boy
Here’s an idea Keep your doodie in the toy toy
Hard work pays off is what the man tells me
Brown shit green shit it’s all really smelly
You want a rag? You need a towel?
Take your kid home he smells pretty foul
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Keeping Your Balance
How to navigate moving from one car to another.
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Capture the Spirit of It
Yo, my agent said like this didn’t have to be word for word. Just like ‘capture the spirit’ of it? I can’t believe my fake wife threw my…
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Kevin
I am very old. I am 734 years old. Old age has weakened my senses but I still know how to party.
4 min read
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SPY vs SPY
He-he-he! Boom! Lurking….
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Billie’s Corner
He knows how to serve snacks but he can’t warm them up.
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