Shit
They call me the shit cuz I’m the shit cleaner
Every time I clean shit I get a little meaner
You want help need a towel for your boy, boy
Here’s an idea Keep your doodie in the toy toy
Hard work pays off is what the man tells me
Brown shit green shit it’s all really smelly
You want a rag? You need a towel?
Take your kid home he smells pretty foul
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Wendys early reviews
They are off to a rough start. Why? Why can’t it just be done right? Order messed up. Lady was rude. Blank stare with a strong hold on…
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Paris in Spring
I used to work in an office. That was so dull. Office people have a certain dead behind the eyes glaze. The feeling of pretending to care about…
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Fly
My feet ache, my toenails need a trim. I wear a hat for hair, I am an office cowboy. I roll off the couch, I move like a…
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Legal Capers
CAPERS CAPERS CAPERS IN MY TUNA WHAT YOU GONNA DO NA WHAT KIND OF CAPERS COULD I GET IN TO WITH THESE YUMMY CAPER SANDWICHES OR MAYBE WITH…
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Inflation
This inflation is tough. Last time I went to pick N Save just for an estimate.
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(small) coffee
I think it’s funny when you order a small coffee. They must train their employees to shame you. They hold up a tiny cup and make a sad…
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