Shit
They call me the shit cuz I’m the shit cleaner
Every time I clean shit I get a little meaner
You want help need a towel for your boy, boy
Here’s an idea Keep your doodie in the toy toy
Hard work pays off is what the man tells me
Brown shit green shit it’s all really smelly
You want a rag? You need a towel?
Take your kid home he smells pretty foul
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Cat
I mean one cat is reasonable. Two cats is like ok. Three cats is taking it way too far. At that point, you are choosing cats. You have…
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Blender
DO NOT MIX BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE – unless you have an immersion blender, then it’s ok.
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Cheese Curd Blues
Got one hand wet! Got one hand dry! I see so many trays I think I’m gonna cry!
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Chicken Poetry
They want my thighs. From them I hide. It’s no use. Will I be fried? Hark! Feet! Heart…Beats. Dark-Meat? They want my thighs.
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Chopped
Your dish must include hot dogs, butterscotch candy, collard greens, and canned tuna. You have thirty minutes and the clock starts now
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Question Mayo
We got a bag of sandwiches. They are a day and a half old. I feel ok for the most part.
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